Attempted Deal: Will Sidney Save Me From Himself?

Sidney, as much as you've already broke my heart, it really would break harder if you seriously had some kind of gay relationship with my past heart doctor or Jon Stewart....Sidney most likely does not want to save me from highly unavoidable suicide mission. I know I've felt your blow Sidney with your inequality ~tears~ and as much as I have an issue with it on both ends, I understand that deals lead to some equality. I know you have more power over the equality issue, but it is hard for me to treat you to some equality too. The Deal. Deal for me, deal for you. The deal for me has to happen first. You will need to hire some military officer or licensed agent to locate people and keep us escorted. There are people I already know little about Sidney, while I believe you have some knives and threats against me with other people I have yet to know about. We will be walking past some specific people and there may be a short period of just standing. You will have a dog collar and be on a dog leash in real person and in real life. It will be a shame to meet me in person for the first time in this situation, but because of your dumb fuckup, the deal must happen before anything else can happen. We will be walking in front of Kate Hudson, Kim Kardashian, your real life girlfriend, my sister Katie, Erin, Bree Ann, Stacy, Justin and Jim, Denny, Wayne, Shawn D'A and whatever random public person we come across. I most likely will not be speaking and remaining an untouchable. I might have whatever random talk, but it is the scene that matters. Although I am making the plan and demand, the choice of the deal will be yours and written on your face. You will not be allowed to laugh for yourself with how mad I am against you. You will be loyal and you will also have a sincere degradation written on your face. You will be loyal to me against any action they could have against me. When coming across Justin and Jim, I was going to go the route of you having the most degradation written all over you but I would rather you sic them and come up with a violent English bark and mace them for being the violent and enslaving stalkers and harassers they are against me. You can sic Denny too in the same similar manner. When we come across your real life girlfriend you can tell me that I can have all the Twinkies I want (I would prefer gift certificates to the cheesecake factory and the best Italian restaurants in town). When we come across my sister, it will be short and simple: this is my boyfriend at the time Sidney Crosby, the great hockey player and he is willingly beneath me and is my dog. When we come across Bree Ann, you will be subjected to more stupid treatment and I will probably slap you for never getting anything or having common sense. When we come across Stacy, I will be the most violent with you. I will definitely spit on you. It will take a lot for me to not want to drop kick you and just keep wailing on you. I will probably spit on you when we come across Wayne and Kate Hudson too. I'll include Kim in there because I know she thinks or wants to be my master and have me owned in some way. What serious demands I have of you Sidney. What on earth of a question was it of me to ask if you are going to save me from yourself after I degrade you and hate on and fuck your chauvinism with full steam? This is where the deal comes in for you Sidney and the same thing I will do in turn. While I know I'm guilty of a rat, I'm not the same predator as you and I most likely won't have the higher odds in the popularity contest. I keep walking forward anyway. I will wear the dog collar and leash in front of Jay Beagle, in front of the actual Jay I slept with, in front of Mike Sullivan AND ONLY IN FRONT ON MIKE SULLIVAN FOR ONE PURPOSE. You can do it to whatever other arbitraged man there is. If there are cops or other people thrown in there that you have felt an enslaving threat from because of me, you can walk me in front of them too. You can even pet me. You CANNOT drop kick me. Yes it is ok for me to do that to you in front of Stacy but it is not ok for you in any instance. ................ After this deal has been made, I will give you your respect back. I will not threaten your life with how much of a dumb savage rapist murderer as I have. Unless you make another false move, you won't feel my scream or stare like that again. I will let up on you in whatever ways I can and be mostly over everything but sad to know it can't be forgotten and you're not even the first one. You're the first I can come up with some reconciliation and deal with. If you still wanted me in anyway, I might want you.